South Park

Stan: Theres a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by, Ohhh, the snows pure and white on the earth rich and brown, Just another sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the 3 feet of the snow I mean, This is a day when its hard to wear a frooowwwwn, All, the happy people stop to say hello!
Stranger: Get out of my way!,
Stan: Even though the temperature's low, Its a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town,
Sharon: Well good morning Stan!
Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating...
Stan: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada
Sharon: All right, all right here you go, but be back for supper!
Stan: Thanks Mom!
Sharon: Oh what a picture perfect child, Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild, He'd a wear a smile while he wore a thorny croooooowwwn, What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure, Thank god we live in this quiet redneck mountain town!
Stan: Hi, is your son home?
Ms. McCormick: I think so... HEY!!! (Stan: ow) Kenny, wake up... Kenny
dammit come on Kenny: I'm coming!
Stan: Kenny the Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come?
Kenny: (something)
Ms. McCormick: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Kenny: I'm going to see Terrance & Phillip
Ms. McCormick: You can't, you have to go to church!
Kenny; But Mom, I wanna see this movie!
Ms. McCormick: Well fine go ahead and miss church; and then when you die and go to Hell you can answer to Satan!
Kenny: OK!
Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people, but you just don't care, It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown, Kenny: (something), Stan: That's right, its sunday morning in our quiet little white-bred redneck mountain tooooowwwwwwn!